David Tony Malkovich is a 53-year-old trainee tradesperson who enjoys charity work, baking and walking. He is generous and stable, but can also be very unfriendly and a bit dull. He is Finnish who defines himself as asexual. He finished school and then left academia. He is obsessed with bottled water. Physically, David is slightly overweight but otherwise in good shape. He is very short with walnut skin, brown hair and green eyes. He grew up in a middle class neighbourhood. He was raised by his mother, his father having left when he was young. David's best friend is a trainee tradesperson called Rafferty Cox. They have a very firey friendship. He also hangs around with Maya Henderson and Earl Thomas. They enjoy relaxing together.

quarantine conference calls gone hilariously wrong